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What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?
Tell him Obama installed it.
What condition does Trump take his anti-anxiety medication for?
Hispanic attacks.
At a very important large gathering, the Pope whispers to Donald Trump "I bet you $100 that with one wave of my hand I can make the crowd go ecstatic. It will be a celebration like you have never seen before Mr Trump".
Trump replies "I don't think so, one wave of your hand? I will be more than happy to take your $100. Now Show me!"
The Pope proceeds to slap him and the crowd goes bananas!
Abraham Lincoln couldn't tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth.
Donald Trump can't tell the difference.
What was Trump's biggest challenge when he was elected President?
Finding a cabinet position for his hair piece.
What did the Redneck community of America say to Trump?
You are hired.
What do you see when you look deep into the eyes of Donald Trump?
The back of his skull.
If Trump had sense of humour, he would die of laughter every time he looked in the mirror.
Trump is out for dinner at a French restaurant with Putin.
The waiter asks Putin what he would like to order.
"I will have the chicken," says Putin.
The waiter replies, "And for your vegetable?"
"He will also have the chicken.
A shopper in L.A notices a Mexican bookstore.
They decide to go in because they have never come across a Mexican book store before.
They walk around the shop for a while looking at all the books and then finally ask the shop assistant, "Do you have that book on Donald Trump's foreign policies with Mexico?".
The shop assistant looks upset and says, "Get out, and stay out!!" .
The shopper replies, "Yes, that is the one!"









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